{"product_id":"2027-things","title":"2027 ting jeg vil si på jobben, men ikke kan – Kalender","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 980px; margin: 0 auto; padding: 8px 12px 32px; box-sizing: border-box; overflow: hidden; font-family: -apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,'Segoe UI',Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; color: #303234; line-height: 1.68; background: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"padding: 26px 18px; border-radius: 20px; text-align: center; border: 1px solid #e8e2d9; background: radial-gradient(circle at 90% 10%,rgba(196,111,55,.12),transparent 30%),      linear-gradient(145deg,#fcfaf6,#f3f0ea);\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: inline-block; padding: 6px 11px; border-radius: 999px; background: #313336; color: #ffffff; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 800; letter-spacing: .09em;\"\u003eKONTORHUMOR • 2027 • SARKASME SOM HØRER HJEMME PÅ SKRIVEBORDET\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"max-width: 760px; margin: 10px auto 0; color: #282a2c; font-size: clamp(29px,5.6vw,42px); line-height: 1.12; font-weight: 850;\"\u003eDin daglige dose sarkasme på arbeidsplassen\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"max-width: 760px; margin: 14px auto 0; color: #626466; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.76;\"\u003eHar du noen gang sittet gjennom et møte som like gjerne kunne vært en e-post? Måttet smile deg gjennom enda en meningsløs forespørsel? Eller skrevet et svar du absolutt ikke kunne sende?😏Kalenderen «2027 ting jeg vil si på jobben, men ikke kan» gir liv til de ufiltrerte tankene til enhver overarbeidet ansatt med morsom og smertefullt gjenkjennelig arbeidsplasshumor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO IMAGE --\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"margin-top: 12px; overflow: hidden; border-radius: 18px; border: 1px solid #e8e4de; background: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; width: 100%; height: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.limitedous.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/db305c629a2ef8ec67ca68c9c89df60156f6543d.jpg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"eager\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT --\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"margin-top: 14px; padding: 24px 16px; border-radius: 18px; border: 1px solid #e2e3e2; background: #f7f7f5;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 760px; margin: 0 auto 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #b16636; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 850; letter-spacing: .11em;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #b16636; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 850; letter-spacing: .11em;\"\u003eDET ER EN GRUNN TIL AT MAN KAN KJENNE SEG IGJEN I DET\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin: 6px 0 0; color: #303234; font-size: clamp(27px,5vw,37px);\"\u003eHvorfor du vil elske det:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FEATURE 1 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit,minmax(280px,1fr)); gap: 20px; align-items: center; padding: 14px; border-radius: 15px; background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #e7e5e1;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0; color: #b15f2d; font-size: 18px; line-height: 1.3;\"\u003e😂 Humor på arbeidsplassen som treffer litt for nærme hjemmet\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 9px 0 0; color: #66686a; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.72;\"\u003eNyt sarkastiske og vittige utsagn som fanger det daglige kaoset i kontormiljøet. Det er den typen humor som får deg til å le, fordi du helt sikkert har opplevd det selv.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cimg style=\"display: block; width: 100%; height: auto; border-radius: 12px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.limitedous.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/fdcac5d3ba2ee35ef4f52099bb2d78c3a1a2150f.jpg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FEATURE 2 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit,minmax(280px,1fr)); gap: 20px; align-items: center; margin-top: 10px; padding: 14px; border-radius: 15px; background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #e7e5e1;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg style=\"display: block; width: 100%; height: auto; border-radius: 12px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.limitedous.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/f58b12043cc03059f99eba464d6b7990ad44f429.jpg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0; color: #b15f2d; font-size: 18px; line-height: 1.3;\"\u003e☕ Gjør hver arbeidsdag litt morsommere\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 9px 0 0; color: #66686a; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.72;\"\u003eFra den første kaffen til det siste møtet – nyt en daglig påminnelse om at latter noen ganger er den beste måten å takle tullet på arbeidsplassen på.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- 2027 --\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"margin-top: 14px; padding: 22px 16px; border-radius: 18px; border: 1px solid #eadfd4; background: #fff9f3;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit,minmax(280px,1fr)); gap: 20px; align-items: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #bc6a35; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 850; letter-spacing: .11em;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #bc6a35; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 850; letter-spacing: .11em;\"\u003eNYTT ÅR • SAMME KAOS PÅ KONTORET\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin: 7px 0 0; color: #343230; font-size: clamp(25px,4.8vw,35px); line-height: 1.18;\"\u003e📅 En morsom måte å ønske 2027 velkommen på\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 11px 0 0; color: #69645f; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.72;\"\u003eGi skrivebordet eller arbeidsplassen din litt personlig preg med en kalender som gjør det morsommere å holde oversikt over året.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cimg style=\"display: block; width: 100%; height: auto; border-radius: 13px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.limitedous.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/048291100474bdce8a31b0d56214df2852de13ea.jpg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- GIFT --\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"margin-top: 14px; padding: 23px 16px; border-radius: 18px; border: 1px solid #e0e2e1; background: #f7f8f7;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit,minmax(280px,1fr)); gap: 20px; align-items: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg style=\"display: block; width: 100%; height: auto; border-radius: 13px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.limitedous.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/79173308eebfd96912580be51ebbbcb9ed9a0490.jpg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #b16636; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 850; letter-spacing: .11em;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #b16636; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 850; letter-spacing: .11em;\"\u003eGAVEN DE FAKTISK VIL LE AV\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin: 7px 0 0; color: #303234; font-size: clamp(25px,4.8vw,35px); line-height: 1.18;\"\u003e🎁 Den perfekte gaven til din beste venn på jobben\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 11px 0 0; color: #66696a; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.72;\"\u003eLeter du etter en gave som virkelig vil få folk til å le? Denne kalenderen er et morsomt valg til kolleger, venner på kontoret, sjefer med sans for humor og alle som noen gang har hatt lyst til å si hva de egentlig mener på jobben.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- PROFESSIONALLY UNFILTERED --\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"margin-top: 14px; padding: 23px 16px; border-radius: 18px; background: #303235; color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit,minmax(280px,1fr)); gap: 20px; align-items: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #e7a06e; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 850; letter-spacing: .11em;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #e7a06e; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 850; letter-spacing: .11em;\"\u003eTIL DEN INNERSTE MONOLOGEN DU IKKE SENDER\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin: 7px 0 0; color: #ffffff; font-size: clamp(25px,4.8vw,35px); line-height: 1.18;\"\u003e😎 For de som snakker rett fra hjertet\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 11px 0 0; color: #e0e2e3; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.72;\"\u003ePerfekt for folk som har mestret kunsten å fremstå profesjonelt, selv om deres indre monolog sier noe helt annet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cimg style=\"display: block; width: 100%; height: auto; border-radius: 13px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.limitedous.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/c11ff17f9baf570ad6cd07d2cb465d11e555132f.jpg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- EMOTIONAL CLOSE --\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"margin-top: 14px; padding: 25px 18px; border-radius: 18px; border: 1px solid #e7e1da; background: #fbf9f5;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 760px; margin: 0 auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #b16636; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 850; letter-spacing: .11em;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #b16636; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 850; letter-spacing: .11em;\"\u003eLITT SARKASME KAN GJØRE UNDERVERKER\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin: 7px 0 0; color: #303234; font-size: clamp(27px,5vw,37px);\"\u003eLitt sarkasme kan gjøre underverker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 12px auto 0; color: #66696a; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.78;\"\u003eLa oss innse det: jobben kan være stressende, møter kan dra ut i det uendelige, og noen e-poster setter alles tålmodighet på prøve. Denne kalenderen vil ikke løse problemet med arbeidsmengden din, men den kan gi deg noe å smile av underveis. Ha den liggende på skrivebordet, heng den opp på hjemmekontoret, eller gi den til den kollegaen som alltid vet nøyaktig hva alle andre tenker. For noen ganger er den beste reaksjonen på arbeidsplassen den du holder for deg selv.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- FINAL IMAGE --\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"margin-top: 11px; overflow: hidden; border-radius: 18px; border: 1px solid #e5e3df;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; width: 100%; height: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.limitedous.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/8037c8a46c7b7d9208402d744c96de35e3643059.jpg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- PRODUCT DETAILS --\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"margin-top: 14px; padding: 23px 15px; border-radius: 18px; border: 1px solid #e3e4e3; background: #f7f7f6;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 760px; margin: 0 auto 15px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #b16636; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 850; letter-spacing: .11em;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #b16636; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 850; letter-spacing: .11em;\"\u003eKORT INFO\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin: 6px 0 0; color: #303234; font-size: clamp(26px,5vw,36px);\"\u003eProduktdetaljer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 820px; margin: 0 auto; overflow: hidden; border: 1px solid #e2e3e1; border-radius: 12px; background: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: minmax(130px,185px) 1fr; gap: 10px; padding: 12px 14px; border-bottom: 1px solid #e9e9e7; font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: minmax(130px,185px) 1fr; gap: 10px; padding: 12px 14px; border-bottom: 1px solid #e9e9e7; font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProdukt:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #66696a;\"\u003e2027 ting jeg vil si på jobben, men ikke kan – Kalender\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: minmax(130px,185px) 1fr; gap: 10px; padding: 12px 14px; border-bottom: 1px solid #e9e9e7; background: #fafafa; font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eÅr:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #66696a;\"\u003e2027\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: minmax(130px,185px) 1fr; gap: 10px; padding: 12px 14px; border-bottom: 1px solid #e9e9e7; font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTema:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #66696a;\"\u003eSarkastisk humor og sitater fra arbeidslivet som man kan kjenne seg igjen i\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: minmax(130px,185px) 1fr; gap: 10px; padding: 12px 14px; border-bottom: 1px solid #e9e9e7; background: #fafafa; font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBruk:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #66696a;\"\u003ePultdekorasjon, humor på kontoret og daglig kalenderoversikt\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: minmax(130px,185px) 1fr; gap: 10px; padding: 12px 14px; font-size: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnledninger for gaver:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #66696a;\"\u003eFødselsdager, høytider, Secret Santa, kontorfester og gaver til kolleger\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- FINAL CLOSE --\u003e\n\u003csection style=\"margin-top: 14px; padding: 28px 18px; border-radius: 19px; text-align: center; background: radial-gradient(circle at 90% 10%,rgba(198,106,51,.26),transparent 30%),      linear-gradient(145deg,#343638,#252729); color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #e7a06e; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 850; letter-spacing: .11em;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color: #e7a06e; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 850; letter-spacing: .11em;\"\u003eHUMOR PÅ ARBEIDSPLASSEN I 2027\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"max-width: 740px; margin: 7px auto 0; color: #ffffff; font-size: clamp(28px,5.3vw,39px); line-height: 1.15;\"\u003eFor noen ganger er den beste reaksjonen på arbeidsplassen den man holder for seg selv.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Svart","offer_id":53075531759903,"sku":"QL3681400-hei","price":159.0,"currency_code":"NOK","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rosa","offer_id":53075531792671,"sku":"QL3681400-fen","price":159.0,"currency_code":"NOK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0904\/0668\/2911\/files\/107e9bfbd5f2b4cf4444d9b0ef86530c1df5d127.jpg?v=1792467467","url":"https:\/\/visdomify.com\/products\/2027-things","provider":"visdomify","version":"1.0","type":"link"}